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« Reply #10 on: Sep 20, 09, 06:02, PM »

I Love when they have a good snort and blow so sad when they cant have a good gallop Grin
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« Reply #11 on: Sep 20, 09, 09:28, PM »

When they snort and blow..I do the "HAT FLYING IN THE FIELD" thing.

I throw my cowboy hat (well it's Aussie actually) in the air and it's.
Side kick, back Kick... bounce bounce...Gallop Gallop Gallop..off to next field.
Come back slowly... "Where's the hat Huh??" Loook at it Look at it..
Is he gonna throw it again HuhHuh??
Yes...."Wahooooooooooooooooo"
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« Reply #12 on: Sep 27, 09, 09:04, PM »

What "GOOD" girls they are.
3:30pm - come home they are waiting..
"Neigh Neigh..let us in the field"

5:00pm - Clap clap Clap my hands...out they trot and I close the gate.

They all give me a Kiss then..they have a LONG drink from the trough and then go to sleep for 30 mins before supper on the grazed since April paddock.

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« Reply #13 on: Oct 18, 09, 07:34, PM »

WIFE - "What's that noise ?...get up and see"

PONIES - "Oi... Stupind Human..Wake up...Don't you know it's past seven o'clock ?"

ME - "I'm on holiday... Saturday and Sunday... I don't work"

PONIES - - "So ?... Quit messing around and open the gate"

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« Reply #14 on: Oct 25, 09, 03:34, PM »

Moley, I think you should write a book - with pictures of beautiful ponies of course - you could call it "stupid human"  Cheesy
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« Reply #15 on: Nov 06, 09, 09:49, PM »

Came home yesterday. The "Tidy field" is now open all the time as grazing gets shorter in it. Stopped the car on the drive ...
Ponies - "Oi Stupid human NEEEEIGHHHH !!!!!"
Me - "What do you lot  want ? The field is already open!"
Ponies - "But it's November NEEEIGHHH"
Me - "So"
Ponies - "But it's already 4:30pm - PONY NUTS TIME - YOU STUPID HUMAN"

So today I went off to the merchants and got some "Pegasus cubes"

No peace now until March

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« Reply #16 on: Nov 18, 09, 09:50, PM »

Learned how to spread the pony nuts out in to a long long line so that the girls don't fight over territory.
Cadi doesn't like this.
Today, came into the field with  a bucket of Pony nuts...Ohhh my Cadi.. she was so so friendly and CUDDLY.
All of a sudden KICK !
Pony nuts went flying everywhere.
Free for all
Ha Ha STUPID HUMAN.

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« Reply #17 on: Nov 20, 09, 11:28, PM »

Stupid human just can NOT understand why after building the Shetties a lovely shelter that is dry, open views, rainproof, wind proof, flood proof etc. Shetties stand out in the recent awful storms with their tails to the wind & Storms and only use the shelter in the summer Huh??

I don't understand... please explain
I guess that's why I'm stupid ?
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« Reply #18 on: Nov 21, 09, 09:58, AM »

It is their natural instinct Moley, they stand outside ready for flight, all buildings make noises in the wind and rain that "alarm" horses and ponies.
We are surrounded by Woods so all of mine stood in the fields on watch duty! so we plonked their hay where they stood!
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« Reply #19 on: Dec 25, 09, 03:45, PM »

Christmas eve - Grazing is now very very thin. But they get pony nuts every day at 3:30pm. decided to open up Cae mochyn (Pig field - there used to be a pig there about 20 years ago) Cae Mochyn is now ROUGH grazing. Shetties in like a shot - not even a thank you. Kicked them out late last night because I don't want them overdoing it.
This morning - What a racket
"Oi STUPID STUPID Human - OPEN THE GATE.
Went over... Mari (The boss) very affectionate, so were Eli and Elsi..( The Younglings)
Cadi came over - BIT ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!! then turned her tail, snorted and marched straight up to the gate and neighed !!!!! "OI  - STUPID HUMAN -OPEN  IT -NOW!"

Shetties !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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