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David Bowen
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« on: Jan 25, 13, 10:31, AM »

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.
In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby, Football and SKY TV.
Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears.
Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Gaming or Beer..
Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.

In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot download new applications quickly.
It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Food and Hot Lingerie.

Good Luck,
Technical Support
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 25, 13, 11:55, AM »

brilliant - cheered me up no end! passed on to my daughter who gets married in May - always time to change her mind and stay with the old version - upgrades tend to be fraught with intial teething problems however good the testing.
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